News Drugs

I’m the head of a “Drugged-up cartel” called “U.S.A.”
12 Billion addicts voted ME in and I’m here to stay
Or maybe it was 15 Billion, “math” is NOT MY thing
Who cares? I WON! That means I can this addled Drug place fling
I’ve got the place so hooked on ME it NEVER can get clean
As head of the cartel the stuff I push make addicts scream.

AMERIKA is a Drug-addled nation sea to sea
Because each day the NEWS I push addicts it more to ME
ALL things I say and do and tweet add to its Drugged-up mix
I’ve got the whole place screaming for MY next NEWS cycle fix
As head of MY Drug-addled cartel I’m its NEWS Drug BOSS
And I’ll keep it addicted to ME no matter its cost.

NEWS is the nation’s Drug of choice and I’m the NEWS KINGPIN
I push more NEWS Drugs daily than EVER before has been
NOBODY can absorb MY NEWS before the next hit comes
I AM the Drug that keeps on giving to addicted scums
So, yes, of course I’m “talking like the head of a cartel”
Instead of Drugs the NEWS I push keeps ALL under MY spell.

As “President” it is MY RIGHT “Drug users” to abuse
Each day I make new NEWS Drug offers that they CAN’T refuse
Today’s is that if DEMONcrats think they can “enforce” regs
MY “enforcers” will knock on doors and break a couple legs
A LOT of kneecaps will be shattered if trouble Dems give
They’d better watch it, I know where ALL of their families live!

It’s Great being the head of a nation high on Drug NEWS
I can say ANYTHING and MY addicts will it abuse
They will shoot it up and beg ME to provide them some more
MY addicts ALL depend on ME for their next NEWS Drug score
There are so many Billions of NEWS junkies I control
It does NOT matter what I’m pushing, NEWS Drugs take their toll.

2 December 2018

Ex-DOJ: Trump is “talking like the head of a drug cartel”
https://www.salon.com/2018/12/01/ex-doj-trump-is-talking-like-the-head-of-a-drug-cartel_partner/