Smart Work

OK, so maybe I do sleep in a little later than before
And maybe I’m a bit less trusting with those who don’t ME adore
And maybe when I finally “get to work” there’s not too much to do
Except rage against what I’ve watched on TV the whole morning through
But it is VERY VERY HARD to rule the world the Great Trump way
That’s why I NEED MY tanning booth, TV time, and hair weave each day.

Just do the so-called “math” and you will see how VERY LONG it takes
To get prepared to be the “President”: HOURS a difference makes
To tan your orange face back to its healthy glow from pasty pale
And to watch FOX to learn how well ALL of your “policies” prevail
While your hairdressers cover your bald pate in gold mane majesty
It’s after 11 at least before each new day’s ”work” you see.

So what if your “work” is ready because Toads did it ALL for you?
You still have to sign your name at least one time a day, maybe two
And that means EACH DAY you have to “remember” which “letters” come first
Those pens are HEAVY and “displaying” what you “wrote” is even worse
It takes a LOT of energy and effort to do such HARD “WORK”
That’s why as “President” you take MOST of EACH day off as a perk.

Dumb “Presidents” who came before ME worked LONG hours endlessly
That’s because they were ALL STUPID, NOT, like, a Genius like ME
When you are ULTRA SUPER SMART there is NO NEED to “work” so hard
You can sleep in, watch Fox ‘till noon, and consume LOTS of Big Mac lard
Because well-oiled Toad machinery “works” each day while you just chill
And if it doesn’t just change parts until new Toads fit your “work” bill.

26 December 2018

Donald Trump Has Allegedly Started Rolling Into Work At 11, And Is Getting More Paranoid
https://www.esquire.com/uk/latest-news/a25669339/donald-trump-has-allegedly-started-rolling-into-work-at-11-and-is-getting-more-paranoid/