Mantle Blame

I sitting ALL ALONE (poor ME) watching Fox on TV
On this lonely sad Christmas morning, angry as can be
Waiting to see just who will get the SHUTDOWN!!! mantle BLAME
But confident the DEMONcrats WILL be burned by its flame.

BELIEVE ME I was FORCED to make it first among MY spats
To force it down the throat of “majority” DEMONcrats
FIVE BILLION bucks that I DEMAND is NOT too much to pay
To ensure MY Base VOTES SECURELY next Election Day.

It does NOT matter that MY WALL’s a “bad” form of protection
What matters is MY fine White Base BELIEVES MY mass deception
That massed armed angry IMMIGRANTS!!! are coming to INVADE!!!
And MY WALL is the ONLY WAY mass slaughter to evade.

So on this White House Christmas Day I sit here ALL ALONE
Awaiting DEMONcrat concession calls upon MY phone
Christmas Day for poor ME feels more than a little bleak
But it’s worth it if I get WALL Bucks sometime next week.

The DEMONcrats had better meet MY WALL Bucks DEMAND soon
Before the first of January when their numbers bloom
If MY, I mean THEIR, SHUTDOWN!!! is NOT over before then
Their mantle BLAME I’ll maintain ‘till I’m elected AGAIN.

MANY out-of-work workers have told ME to hang in
They want MY WALL and don’t care if their take-come pay grows thin
So I’ll out-wait the DEMONcrats, a jackass hunkered down
Merry Christmas to ALL furloughed chumps sitting around.

25 December 2018

http://www.newser.com/story/269052/trump-im-all-alone-poor-me-waiting-for-democrats-offer.html

https://www.latimes.com/nation/politics/la-na-pol-trump-christmas-eve-20181224-story.html

'Hunker down like a jackass': Shutdown could drag on for weeks
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/24/how-long-will-the-shutdown-last-christmas-eve-trump-1075106

Trump: 'Nothing new' on shutdown, 'need border security'
https://apnews.com/4af210fb91d0436593fcb4a85edbb068

Trump, Democrats spar over shutdown with no deal in sight
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-congress-budget-democrats-idUSKCN1ON12K

Trump says U.S. govt shutdown to last until agreement on border wall
https://news.yahoo.com/trump-says-partial-u-govt-shutdown-last-until-150257629--business.html