Tailspin

I WILL and then I WON’T and then I WILL and WON’T again
I’m “flipping out” and spinning wildly in a “tailspin”
Just like a “pinball” bouncing off each day’s new policy
I do what I do then I don’t and then do endlessly
The World’s a-tremble at the total “discipline” I lack
But at least now MY Freinds at Fox are getting off MY back.

It’s “totally irrational” to think I’ll “settle down”
I pride MYSELF on being MOST “irrational” in town
I’ve NEVER allowed ANYONE to tell ME what to do
As “President” it is MY RIGHT to the whole country SCREW
But I am VERY “Vulnerable” to “Mocks” from the Right
And “Mockery” has now got MY tail spinning up a FIGHT.

So when that former so-called “friend” at Fox ripped into ME
And when Horseface Ann Coulter called ME “Gutless” angrily
And when Russ LimBAH “dismissed” any so-called “compromise”
And then that White House “General” quit saying he ME despised
At the same time the WITCH HUNTERS!!! began to wrap things up
I had NO CHOICE but to act even MORE weird and corrupt.

To MY BFF Putin therefore Christmas early came
With troop withdrawal from Syria ALL OTHERS called “insane”
And after Vlad complained about Troops in Afghanistan
I ordered them to withdraw too, as quickly as they can
That’s when the “General” quit. And now, to end a wild week,
It’s SHUTDOWN!!! time in Washington to “prove” I AM NOT MEEK!!!

As for this “intervention” talk it is a bunch of BULL
NOBODY tells ME what to do, NOBODY has the pull
Except, of course, MY Buddy Vlad, who has SO MUCH on ME
It’s MORE than enough to ensure to him MY LOYALTY
And now with that WEAK “General” gone NOBODY can delay
MY tailspin onto history’s dustbin starting today.

21 December 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-tailspin-under-siege-trump-propels-the-government-and-markets-into-crisis/2018/12/20/e30347e0-046b-11e9-b6a9-0aa5c2fcc9e4_story.html?utm_term=.94afa1c14a6d&noredirect=on