Ghoul Fool

Ghoulie Giuliani’s worth more than checks I don’t pay
He makes ME look more stable and brilliant each passing day
He’s just the kind of court jestering FOOL every King needs
His use of pretzel-logic “truth” well-covers MY misdeeds
No matter what outrage I daily tweet or do or say
My Ghoul FOOL’s always ready to out-outrage them away.

The crap that comes out of his mouth amazes even ME
And I’m the Greatest crap-producing “President” you’ll see
Each day I lie and then deny denying to divert
But the diversions MY FOOL spins out leave mine in the dirt
When it comes to diverting his diversions ALL work fine
He’s just the FOOL a FOOL like ME needs working overtime.

NOTHING I say or do “adds up”, it’s ALL random stew
And NOTHING MY Ghoul FOOL says about MY stew “adds up” too
And thus he doubles down each day confusion to divert
With statements that are so outrageous MINE seem like they work
Thanks to MY Ghoul FOOL I can keep producing crap each day
And can rely on him to out-crap ALL MY crap away.

20 December 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/rudy-giuliani-is-the-fool-for-our-time/2018/12/19/0a9f4a92-03b8-11e9-b5df-5d3874f1ac36_story.html