Man Cave

OK, I’ll take a LITTLE less if they GIVE ME MY WALL!!!
Maybe go down a buck or two to get it standing tall
And I’m willing to call it “steel slats” if “WALL” terms offend
But I am NOT willing to do much more besides “pretend”
I am “pretending” MY WALL ALONE means “security”
But what I REALLY care about are Base VOTES cast for ME.

I’m hiding in MY “residence”, isolated, alone,
Watching TV, eating Big Macs, talking on the phone
To those few old friends I have left who will listen to ME
Complaining about EVERYTHING and whining endlessly
About how I, the Greatest “President” who EVER was,
Has been FORCED to SHUTDOWN!!! the “government” thanks to Blue scuzz.

Despite what Sarah Suckabee says Russia is “elated”
Because I sold out Syria to keep MY Best Friend sated
And also sold the “Kurds” downriver (whoever they are)
To get from MY Turkish dictator friend a big gold star
These moves have made Republican toads start to question ME
It may be soon MY kids ALONE still show BLIND LOYALTY.

It’s time to head back to MY man cave to watch MORE TV
And eat A LOT MORE Big Macs (weight gain? who cares? MORE of ME!!!)
MY comfort food and comfort TV shows are what I need
I’ll retreat to MY “residence”, hide out, watch Fox, and feed
Republicans who doubt MY “sanity” can go to Hell
I’ve NO idea how things will end but WALL MONEY’s the tell.

24 December 2018

White House Says President Trump Would Accept Less Money for Border Wall
http://time.com/5487763/trump-border-wall-less-money/

Donald Trump Reportedly Isolated And Alone Amid Shutdown, Hiding In Residence And Watching More TV Than Ever
https://www.inquisitr.com/5221110/donald-trump-reportedly-isolated-and-alone-amid-shutdown-hiding-in-residence-and-watching-more-tv-than-ever/

Russia Gloats: ‘Trump Is Ours Again’
https://www.thedailybeast.com/russia-gloats-over-departure-trump-is-ours-again

Why Trump can't let go of his border wall dream
https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/23/opinions/trump-wall-address-base-fear-obeidallah/