Legal Reading

We are ALL VERY HAPPY with Bob Mueller’s court filings
They PROVE beyond ALL doubt that there was NO COLLUSIONINGS!!!
The “Mueller situation” as a WITCH HUNT!!! now is DEAD
His filings indicate to those who CAN read what I’ve SAID.

I NEVER needed Russians helping ME on MY campaign
I WON by MANY BILLION VOTES thanks to MY Genius brane
When you’re a Brilliant strategist it is a snap to WIN
Ask Hillary about those Russians, that’s where I’d begin.

It’s turning around very nicely now that Mueller’s filed
The stuff he wrote I have been told PROVES that I WAS DEFILED!!!
After TWO YEARS and MILLIONS OF PAGES of DOCUMENTS
$30,000,000 WASTED dollars NOTHING ME prevents.

I can go back to piling up emolumented cash
Because with the WITCH HUNT!!! I will NO longer need to clash
It was COLLUSION ILLUSION!!! They found NO smoking gun!!!
ALL Muller’s filings PROVE that I am INNOCENT, EACH ONE.

You say some “lawyers” “read” those filings in a DIFFERENT way?
My “lawyers” say their “reading” trumps those “readings” any day
It’s ALL a matter of interpretation on EACH side
But MY side WINS because I’m on it so it’s bonified.

MY “legal reading” vindicates the “President” (That’s ME!!!)
So Thanks, WITCH HUNTERS!!! your filings I say now end your spree
MY Brilliant team of top-notch “lawyers” NONE of you can match
And Ghouly Giuliani himself leads MY “legal” batch.

Let’s hear NO MORE about the WITCH HUNT!!! I’ve put it behind
Because Christmas is almost here it’s time to act more “kind”
That’s why I will ask the Prince to kill Bob Mueller NEXT year
For now MY “legal reading” of his filings brings ME cheer.

8 December 2018

Trump says he's 'very happy' on 'the Mueller situation' after release of court filings
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/12/08/trump-no-collusion-russia-mueller-1052222

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/12/08/george-conway-blasts-trumps-claim-that-cohen-filing-totally-clears-president/