Greased-Palm Machine

NOBODY gets to “rebuke” ME and also gets to stay
That’s why I kicked Mattis’ ass out of MY door today
Someone who “reads” explained to ME exactly what he “wrote”
So I now take back ALL the “nice” things I said in MY quote
Just like 800,000 other jerks I’ve docked his pay
But unlike them that “General” WON’T work again, OK?

Screw his “concern” about a “smooth transition” when he goes
He’s OUT OF HERE! HE’S DEAD TO ME! At him I thumb MY nose
I have NO USE for ANYONE who tries to “advise” ME
I COULD CARE LESS if he’s “respected” militarily
I gave him MANY second chances after he was fired
But his “rebuke” dared contradict MY claim he’s be “retired”.

I’ve appointed another “acting” place-holder today
Who’d better “act” immediately to do what I say
If he or ANYONE left who “works” for ME tries “advising”
Their butts WILL follow Mattis’ propelled by MY despising
That “General” was one more LOSER on MY White House scene
NOBODY tells ME how to oil MY greased-palm machine.

23 December 2018

Trump, Angry Over Mattis’s Rebuke, Removes Him 2 Months Early
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/23/us/politics/trump-mattis.html