Guarantee

It is VERY embarrassing to create a SHUTDOWN!!!
That’s why I once said “Presidents” should be run out of town
Because a fish rots from the head and their head’s at the top
ONLY THEY ALONE deserve BLAME when “governments” stop
But that was then and this is now and NOW I’M “PRESIDENT”!!!
So I say to ALL who want to BLAME ME to GO GET BENT!!!

The way to stay on top is to BLAME EVERYBODY ELSE
For EVERYTHING that’s happening as the whole country melts
“Democracy” may go down the drain but NOT due to ME
I’m NOT “responsible”, it’s DEMONcrats entirely
I NEVER said I’d “take the mantle”!!! Totally FAKE NEWS!!!
The DEMONcrats OWN this SHUTDOWN!!! THROUGH IT I’LL MAKE THEM LOSE!!!!

I HAD NO CHOICE because of THEM to bring on this SHUTDOWN!!!
ALL KNOW they FORCED ME INTO IT with WALL funds NEVER found
They refused MY FIVE BILLION so I HAD TO pull the plug
So what if down the drain “democracy” then went (glug-glug)?
To demonize the DEMONcrats I’m BLAMING THEM again
For FORCING ME to make a move to MY top spot defend.

I’ll stay on top thanks to this SHUTDOWN!!! BELIEVE ME I WILL!!!
It WILL DESTROY the DEMONcrats, SHUTDOWN’s!!! their poison pill
They NEVER WILL RECOVER now that paychecks have dried up
800,000 more WILL their “majority” disrupt
I WILL remain on top because NOBODY CAN BLAME ME
This DEMONcrat-owned SHUTDOWN!!! is MY top-down guarantee.

23 December 2018

Asked Who 'Gets Fired' In An Obama Shutdown, Trump Told Fox News: The President
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-says-president-when-asked-who-gets-fired-in-obama-shutdown_us_5c1ebfbae4b0407e907b9d10

Trump said a shutdown is the president’s fault, and a fireable offense
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-said-a-shutdown-is-the-presidents-fault-and-a-fireable-offense-45f510f21c84/