When I Can

When I can I tell the TRUTH, ALL KNOW I always try
Unlike the failing FAKE NEWS “press” that claims I ONLY LIE
I “stretch” MY TRUTH a bit, OK, sometimes when it helps ME
To make Amerika as Great again as it can be
And BILLIONS in MY Tremendous Red Wave love MY TRUE FACTS
They accept them without question because branes each one lacks.

You ask ME if I EVER lie, I say I NEVER do
Because the TRUTH is whatever I say it is to you
It’s NOT a lie if MY brane says it’s TRUE as TRUE can be
That’s why I ignore so-called “facts” that are NOT “facts” to ME
ALL MY Words to MY Base ARE TRUE because I’ve conned them so
They eat MY crap up like candy, no questions do they throw.

The only FACTS that matter are FACTS I ALONE can see
And con MY White Base into seeing right along with ME
So when I say a caravan of killers soon invades
They take MY words as gospel and stockpile more grenades
They buy more ammunition and they lock and load each gun
To back the thin red line of MY troops once shooting’s begun.

The world I have created is as TRUE as it can be
And will remain so as long Toads hold majority
Republicans in “Congress” will NEVER question MY FACTS
They know to do so would subject them to vicious attacks
Not attacks from the bogus border hoards I have created
I mean attacks from ME if MY TRUTH with LIES they’ve equated.

1 November 2018

Trump: 'When I can, I tell the truth'
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/01/politics/donald-trump-truth/