Twitter Truth

The ONLY thing I need to spread HATRID and LIES is ME
Aided by “social media” I get to use for FREE
It is NOT a “coincidence” that just when I arrive
“Social media” is up and buzzing like a hive
Without the “twitters”” I “tweet” out to each adoring fan
I’d be MUCH less compelling as the Great Con Man I am.

Before I got “elected” “social media” just started
Now Billions of fans get “tweeted” each time MY brane has farted
In the wee hours every night new brane fart “tweets” I send
To tell MY Base I’m ANGRY about something yet again
Through “social media” each new brane fart I “tweet” cuts loose
It is the PERFECT means for MY form of telling the TRUTH.

Just read the FAKE NEWS “article” below and you will see
How many forms of MY TRUTH have been “tweeted” out by ME
Thanks to the “social media” I can “tweet” on Command
To make MY “Twitter” TRUTHS as numerous as grains of sand
And I’m just getting started, I have LOTS more “twits” to “tweet”
“Tweeting” constantly is helping ME hold back defeat.

I LOVE the “social media”, I LOVE MY private phone
So what if commies “monitor” it, why should I “atone”?
It is MY RIGHT as “President”, as far as I can see,
To use MY Bully pulpit to blame EVERYONE but ME
MY pulpit’s now extending MY TRUTH across the whole Earth
Thanks to MY “social media” abused for all it’s worth.

1 November 2018

Fact check: Trump's false, misleading tweets since he became president
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/10/31/fact-check-trumps-twitter-truth-false/1839332002/