Fluff

I don’t need “facts” to “inform” ME “Climate Change” is NOT RIGHT
The “Climate” changes EVERY day, each morning, noon, and night
One day it’s sunny, then it rains and I can’t golf games play
One day it’s windy then it’s still with winds ALL blown away
The “Climate” even changed before “people” came on the scene
We have been here 4000 years and NOT changed ANYTHING.

I have NO use for “science”, I have Great “science” INSTINCT
It’s just as good as MY Political INSTINCT ALL think
It tells ME ALL I “know” about the whole “Climate Change” flap
And ALL I need to “know” is that change is a bunch of crap
I’ve NEVER needed to change to WIN EVERYTHING I do
So why should “Climate” get to change? FAKE NEWS, I’m telling you.

I deny “Climate Change” as FAKE NEWS that does NOT EXIST
I NEVER “think” about it, it’s NOT on MY “thinking” list
In fact I do NOT need to “think” with INSTINCT close at hand
INSTINCT “informs” ALL things I do and they ALL turn out Grand
So do NOT worry about “Climate Change”, I NEVER do
The sun WILL come back out tomorrow and skies WILL be blue.

Ignore this latest “science” crap oceans are growing hot
At Mar-a-Lago I dipped MY toe in and they are NOT
And that was an “experiment” just like “science” required
In fact I dipped MY toe in TWICE before I got too tired
And MY toe got cold BOTH TIMES so MY INSTINCT’s telling ME
The oceans are remaining just as cool as cool can be.

I also deny “science” crap about more hurricanes
They come, they go, they rain and blow, some paper towel guy gains
But they are NOT increasing in “intensity”, OK?
That’s why I have told FEMA to just look the other way
It costs too much to clean up after hurricanes roar through
I’d rather keep that Money so emoluments accrue.

And anyway I’m sure eventually storms will die down
The “Climate” changes and then changes back is what I’ve found
And when it changes it’s NOT because “people” aren’t too few
There’s Billions of us now who with change have NOTHING to do
So buckle up, the coming “weather” may grow a bit rough
But NOT because of “Climate Change” INSTINCT and toes prove fluff.

2 November 2018

https://www.democracynow.org/2018/10/15/headlines/trump_doubles_down_on_climate_change_denial_on_60_minutes

Climate Change Keeps Looking Worse and Worse
https://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2018/11/climate-change-keeps-looking-worse-and-worse/