Figure It Out

Of course I’ve “hijacked” the election every single way
The bottom line is it is ALL about ME anyway
I don’t care who WINS as long as ONLY I stay on top
That’s why I have been Rallying for many weeks non-stop
The candidates I Rally for don’t mean a thing to ME
Except as place holders to hold MY place in “history”.

Republicans wanted ME to push the “economy”
But I ALONE know what is best and so did disagree
It’s FEAR ALONE that drives MY fine White Base Voters to polls
“Economy” works for the Rich, poor saps require trolls
That is why I am trolling them just as fast as I can
For Votes I need to keep MY ass out of the frying pan.

You don’t hear very much about the Blue Wave any more
And I claim that MY Great Red Wave will soon break on the shore
But even I know this election will be a toss-up
That’s why each day I come up with new ways to it disrupt
I promise stuff I’m told I cannot do to Red Votes sway
If through Votes I retain POWER I’ll figure out a way.

That’s why I’ve promised stuff like tax cuts for the “middle class”
And why I’ve sent troops to head bad hombres off at the pass
Stuff I cannot deliver and stuff I’ve no “right” to do
I’m promising and doing to prevent Vote swings to Blue
It is MY Trump Train, I’ll “hijack” it any way I choose
MY bottom line is ALWAYS making sure I do NOT lose.

So come the day after election day you’ll hear ME shout
That ONLY I ALONE prevented a big Blue Wave rout
Or if somehow despite MY efforts DEMONcrats get in
MY screaming about it NOT being MY fault will begin
If somehow I lose I’ll scream LOUD, if I WIN LOUD I’ll shout
But if I WIN or if jerks lose I WILL figure it out.

5 November 2018

'Trump has hijacked the election': House Republicans in panic mode
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/11/04/trump-2018-elections-midterms-republicans-immigration-960748

Trump's Road Show: What happened to the 'big, blue wave?'
https://apnews.com/22fab42c98f345788c8a84b483837961

Trump says he's focused on Senate with 2 days until midterms
https://apnews.com/26e55a84885a4224922c1891b413a9ad