Rest In Place

To dilute DEMONcrats elected I’ve got a new plan
Such a Great plan it proves what a, like, Genius I am!
I’m told there are MONTHS before those elected come to power
Plenty of time to change the “Constitution” to keep POWER.

Before LOSER Republicans get kicked out of the door
I’ll force than to pass new “Amendments” to ensure I score!
MY toads will still control BOTH houses ‘ere January
So I’ll make them pass THREE “Amendments” that will protect ME.

The FIRST and foremost: “Presidents” can NEVER be “impeached”
Unless they’re DEMONcrats who somehow wash up and get beached
In which case they MUST be “impeached” as quickly as can be
ABOVE ALL this MY FIRST new “Amendment” applies to ME.

The SECOND “Amendment” I demand MY toadies apply
Is “term limit” elimination for each new “Prez” guy
Unless he is a DEMONcrat, who’ll be forced to retire
One minute after “swearing in” when “term limits” expire.

By “adding” numbers one and two we come to number three
At least those who do so-called “math” tried to “explain” to ME
My THIRD “Amendment” MUST pass quickly without ANY strife:
Number THREE is making ME “President” BEYOND LIFE!!

Once ONE and TWO “amend” the “Constitution” THREE makes sense
“No Impeachment” combined with “NO Term Limits” means that hence
I’ll defeat defeat in elections through “Amendments” BOLD
They’ll NEVER get ME out of “office” even once I’m cold.

5 November 2018