Pissed

I’m pissed at damn near EVERYONE, but that is nothing new
If there was no one else on Earth I’d be pissed at them too
I HATE ALL “people” equally, I show NO prejudice
If you’re alive then I am pissed at you, you’re on MY list
I’m even pissed at those who are dead like soldiers in France
For thinking I would go get wet to give their graves a glance.

Being pissed at EVERYONE is the way I was born
I was SO Great right off the bat ALL OTHERS deserved scorn
And I knew as I grew I loved to hate ALL those I’d see
Because NOT ONE of them could ever measure up to ME
MY White House is now filled with jerks to whom I can’t relate
So of course I am pissed at ALL of them, there’s NO debate.

MY mood has NOT “taken a foul turn”, one CAN’T “turn”, OK?
To or from what one already IS, there’s just NO way
I have to go on being pissed at everyone I see
Or don’t see or meet or don’t meet, they’re ALL the same to ME
NO one on Earth or under it deserves The Donald’s praise
So being pissed at EVERYONE is how I spend MY days.

Cleverly I have CONvinced a bunch of stupid MEN
And a few handmaidens that I am NOT pissed at them
I tell MY fine White Base each day they are “special” to ME
AS IF! But hey, it works, OK? They worship endlessly
I have CONvinced each one of them that they ALL top MY list
What list that is I don’t tell them (I ONLY have one — “PISSED”).

I’ll keep on using MY Base but now they DO top MY list
NOT enough of them voted so with them I’m REALLY PISSED
If I did NOT need their votes when “elections” NEXT hold sway
I’d treat them just like ALL the others I’m pissed at today
Back on the Rally circuit where they ALL hold ME aloft
Pretending that I still like them will REALLY PISS ME OFF!

15 November 2018

Trump's mood takes a foul turn: 'He's pissed -- at damn near everyone'
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/14/politics/donald-trump-mood-pissed-white-house-intrigue/