Republicans CAN’T LOSE elections, that’s NOT how it goes!!
So DEMONcrats MUST ALL be voting TWICE by changing clothes!!!
That is the ONLY explanation explaining the reason
The DEMONcrats got MORE votes than MY candidates this season
The Dems changed coats and shirts and hats MY candidates to vex
They are SO EVIL I’m convinced some even changed their SEX!!!
Just like when those THREE BILLION FAKE “voters” prevented ME
Becoming “President” by deserved popularity
Clothes-changing DEMONcrats have found new ways to steal elections
The proof is that the clothes they wear are liberal selections
Republicans dress up to cast their votes in suits and ties
The DEMONcrats wear plaid shirts and jeans of incorrect size.
The clothes they wear fit lose so they are easy to exchange
By swapping them with fellow Dems MORE votes they can arrange
This clothes-swap form of voter FRAUD is VERY hard to see
Republicans ignore ALL “people” NOT dressed to a “T”.
We will now have to train ourselves to detect “colored” clothes
Being exchanged among Dem voters to FRAUD VOTES impose.
ONLY I ALONE detected this FRAUD VOTE Clothes Swap
And now as “President” I’ll decree “laws” to make it STOP:
Republicans in future elections will keep on dressing
But DEMONcrats MUST vote NAKED so with clothes they’re NOT messing
That way Republicans will cast votes dressed in finery
While VERY few embarrassed NAKED DEMONcrats we’ll see.
14 November 2018
Trump’s latest make-believe about voter fraud: Dems change shirts and vote twice
https://www.vox.com/2018/11/14/18095592/trump-voter-fraud-disguises-cars-daily-caller-interview?utm_campaign=vox.social&utm_content=voxdotcom&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook
President Trump Claims Voters Change Clothes to Cast Multiple Votes
http://time.com/5455294/trump-new-voter-fraud-allegations-change-clothes/
Trump claims Florida voters wore disguises, latest in pattern of conspiracy theories
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/11/15/donald-trump-pushes-conspiracy-theories-florida-recount/1991767002/
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