Life Rafts

Before that last so-called “election” INVASION was nigh!!!
I don’t talk much about it now, I’ve bigger fish to fry
There really was an INVASION, just not as I predicted
The DEMONcrats INVADED MY turf and want ME evicted.

I’d NEVER, EVER admit that I suffered a “defeat”
But the “Blue Wave” that did NOT happen’s now soaked ME knee-deep
And despite MY “Tremendous Success” about which you’ve heard
Blue waters are STILL rising to drown what I say occurred.

At MY “press conference” I behaved like a wounded mad dog
And looked like a white-eyed raccoon merged with an orange hog
I mocked those who did NOT “embrace” ME and attacked FAKE NEWS
And ignored every question about how it felt to “lose”.

I’ve NEVER “lost” in MY whole life and I WILL NOT “lose” now!!!
A Billion “absentee” ballots WILL still come through somehow
To overturn “results” of “elections” already counted
And show the “Blue Wave” has NOT to a weak ripple amounted.

If  “absentee” RED WAVE ballots don’t wash in then I guess
Republicans will have to fall back on Voters suppressed
In Georgia and in Florida that ploy’s well underway
I say apply it nation-wide to throw “results” away!

If “absentee” ballots and vote suppression do NOT work
And negating elections “results” is NOT a Prez perk
I’ll have to move MUCH faster in the Red Tide left to ME
To appoint Whitakers as life rafts on a deep Blue sea.

MY “handlers” tell ME it is time for MY tanning bed
My racoon eyes and hog skin are turning too ANGRY red
I CAN’T let MY red ass and nation drown in wet Blue rout!!!
I have NO time for tanning!!!  I’ve got to figure it out!!!

9 November 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/11/08/before-midterms-trump-harped-migrant-caravan-since-then-he-has-barely-mentioned-it/

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https://qz.com/1454609/trump-suffered-the-worst-midterm-loss-in-a-century-says-jp-morgan/

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https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/democrats-rack-more-gains-house-key-tight-races-are-called-n934066

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/republicans-freak-out-as-new-ballots-threaten-florida-senate-win