The Slime Song

I’m a narcissist and I’m OK

A sociopath on Russian pay

    Yes, he’s a narcissist and he’s OK

    He launders money every day

    A narcissistic sociopath

    His money laundry needs no math.

I call Putin, I make a deal

The DEMONcrats hear ME and squeal  

    He calls Putin, he makes a deal

    He hides his taxes with Great zeal

    Vlad Putin for him is a hit

    He is Vlad’s useful idiot.

I am traitorous and every day

MY pal Vlad tells ME that’s OK

     He is traitorous and he’s OK

     That’s what Vlad tells him every day

     This last election Vlad laid low

     He was on his own, how’d that go?

I tweet at early morning light

To broadcast hate and pick a fight     

    He tweets out lies with all his might

    To claim ALL things he does are right

    He is a lying narcissist

    Lies he tells are TRUTH he’d insist.

I tell Great lies ALL day and night

Lying does NOT make ME uptight

    The Greatest liar in plain sight

    He cannot tell what’s wrong or right

    He’s a sociopath who lies

    Lacking conscience to realize.

        

My foes’ grip NEVER can hold ME

I am as slick as I can be

      Yes, he’s as slimy as can be

      The slimiest in history

      He sloughs off his slime constantly

      And spreads it thick on you and me.

Once you’re as slime-coated as ME

With ALL MY lies you WILL agree

      As his slime sticks to you and me

      With his lies we start to agree

      We’ll be slimed up by his small fists

      As sociopath narcissists.

We’re ALL narcissists and we’re OK

Sociopathy’s now our way

Thanks to our slimy President

Our once Great nation is hell-bent

A kleptocracy we’ve become

Our final days are well begun. 
As the 1% gains ALL wealth
Not one of us will blame ourself. 

9 November 2018

With apologies to Monty Python