Flaunt the Law

It’s time to flaunt the law and this time I’ve cooked up a doozy!
It’s even better than NOT paying some big-boobed blond floozy
Let’s hear it for Matt Whitaker, who looks like he runs ISIS
The LOYAL toad I need for MY “Constitutional Crisis”
I’ve told him that “recusing” himself would piss ME off good
He says he has no such “intention” like a Good toad should.

I NEVER would admit that the election upset ME
That’s why I say each day it’s a Tremendous VICTORY
But I now have only a couple short months left to go
Before the DEMONcrats begin their “Let’s Screw Donald” show
It’s time to move as fast as I can to protect MY ass
That’s why MY new AG is a big bald thug with no class.

I need to muscle Mueller out before he fingers ME
I MUST protect MYSELF...Oh, yeah, and also MY “family”
And the contrast between big Matt and little Jeff’s SO Great
He’s just the one I need to threaten and intimidate
He’ll do exactly what I tell him to without a doubt
It won’t be long before he and I throw “Rule of Law” out.

As for the so-called “Constitutional Crisis”, Whoopie!
I am so far above the “law” it means NOTHING to ME
Nor will Matt care as he brings “Justice” under his big thumb
Once it is squashed entirely Mueller will be undone
Matt will squeeze the bejesus out of Mueller’s nosey crew
While MY lawyers tell “Constitutional” lawyers “Screw You”.

8 November 2018

Manchin: Sessions firing put U.S. 'on the verge' of constitutional crisis
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/11/08/manchin-constitutional-crisis-973745

Trump's acting AG was involved in company accused of being a 'scam' by FTC
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/415656-trumps-acting-ag-pick-was-involved-in-company-accused-of-being-a-scam

The acting attorney general has a grotesque and incoherent view of the Constitution
https://thinkprogress.org/matthew-whitaker-grotesque-incoherent-ab07fbb09c84/