Easy Answers

I answered EVERY Mueller question VERY EASILY
And I answered them by MYSELF, NOBODY ELSE helped ME
MY “lawyers” tried to give ME “advice” which I did NOT heed
I NEVER let their “legal” stuff slow MY answering speed
I answered things so quickly MY past teachers would rejoice
Of course it helped a lot that they were ALL multiple choice.

When your choices are “yes” or “no” or “maybe” it’s a snap
To answer every question posed by that damned Mueller rat
It’s even easier when you limit your choice to one
You just fill in ALL “no” boxes and in NO time you’re done!
Then you can get back to so many more important things
Because the WITCH HUNT!!! gang have failed to hurt you with their stings.

I don’t get the big deal about the questions those rats posed
AS ALL KNOW there was NO COLLUSION as EVERYONE knows
So why ask silly questions when the answer’s ALWAYS “no”?
They should have learned how quick I lie a long long time ago
And MY demand for multiple choice served ME VERY well
It made it VERY EASY to tell them to GO TO HELL.

16 November 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-says-hes-finished-writing-answers-to-questions-from-special-counsel-robert-mueller/2018/11/16/0bae09f4-e9c9-11e8-a939-9469f1166f9d_story.html