Adrift

Two more of MY fine candidates just went down in defeat!!
A Deep Blue Sea is covering ME, cutting off retreat!!!
I’m screaming about THE WORST WITCH HUNT!!!! there has ever been
But those in “Congress” who agree with ME are growing thin!!
At this rate only Turtle Man and his ilk will remain
Bobbing with ME on a Blue Sea and praying there’s no rain.

When I first got elected everything was going RIGHT
The “hill” was packed with toadies helping ME WIN EVERY fight
The DEMONcrats were licking wounds as cowed as they could be
I was convinced a thousand year “Reich” lay ahead of ME
But in only two short years DEMONcrats have washed back in
Just yesterday two more of MY Mob took it on the chin!!!

And something’s up with Mueller, I fear his end game is nigh!
And now “they” say I have “Obstructed Justice” with MY GUY!!
“They” say I opened up MY mouth and the words that came out
Provide the DEMONcrats and Mueller with “obstruction” clout!!!
I am NOT having a good day or week or month or year
Instead of playing golf I’m learning the meaning of  “FEAR”.

Thanks to MY new toad Whitaker at least I’ve gained insight
But now “they” say his feeding ME brings “obstruction” to light!!
And MY boasting about it will NOT help ME plead MY case
That THE WORST WITCH HUNT IN ALL HISTORY IS A DISGRACE!!!!
Once when I talked toads jumped and DEMONcrats cowered in FEAR
But the words I’m now blurting out “they” say bring MY end near.

I WON’T go down without a FIGHT, of that ALL may be sure
MY back may be against the wall but MY intent is pure
And I intend to scream and claw and kick and stomp and spew
If THAT doesn’t work hold MY breath ‘till even I turn blue
I AM THE “PRESIDENT”!!! I DEMAND the Dems STOP their prattle!!!!
(Meanwhile somebody quick find me a life vest and a paddle).

16 November 2018

Democrats pick up two more House seats as Denham, MacArthur concede
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/14/politics/jeff-denham-concedes-josh-harder-california-10th-house-race/

Trump takes aim at Mueller as speculation over Russia probe's end grows
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/16/politics/donald-trump-robert-mueller-investigation/

Trump's Latest Twitter Tantrum Creates Potentially Devastating Consequences For Him And Whitaker
http://mindy-fischer-writer.com/2018/11/presidents-latest-twitter-tantrum-might-have-devastating-consequences-to-his-efforts-to-evade-robert-mueller/

Trump’s latest interview shows a president who’s in way over his head
https://www.vox.com/2018/11/15/18096700/donald-trump-daily-caller-interview