Accurate Count

There’ll be NO end to tariffs until “China” bows to ME
I offer the BEST options that country will EVER see
I will NOT end MY Trade War until each one I revile
ALL come to ME and kiss MY ring ‘though that may take awhile.

They say there are a LOT of “people” living over there
That means a caravan to honor ME beyond compare!
EVERY “Chinese” man and woman and child MUST come
Across the sea to worship ME before MY War is done.

To WIN MY Trade War I am NEVER going to give in
Despite the way a few in MY Base take it on the chin
Farmers MUST suffer if I’m going to intimidate
To be successful farms MUST be lost, that is simply fate.

I’m sure if I hold out long enough by standing quite firm
ALL of MY “Chinese” enemies I’m going to make squirm
And once they do they ALL will come contritely MY ring kiss
I do NOT care how many chinks there are, NONE gets a miss.

That’s why milquetoast Mike Pence I’ve sent to knock “China” about
Above ALL I want him to bring back an accurate count
I need to know EXACTLY how many “Chinese” there are
To confirm ALL have kissed MY ring when they come from afar.

I don’t know what “logistics” are nor do I really care
How hard can it be to get ALL those “people” over there
Over here to line up, kiss MY ring, then go back home?
Let’s get this done!! Have Mike call in that number on MY phone.

17 November 2018

Pence vows no end to tariffs until China bows
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-apec-summit-usa-idUSKCN1NM04K

Pence Slams China, Says U.S. Offers Countries `Better Option'
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-17/pence-slams-china-says-u-s-offers-countries-better-option