It took a day or so but now I’ve thought up an excuse
About that “French” rain graveyard thing for which I’ve met abuse
And so I told MY like, Genius brane to get to work
And the excuse it came up with is a TRAFFIC ALERT.
MY super duper helicopter could NOT fly in rain
But motorcades that were then called for would cause drivers pain
The poor “French” drivers in Paris and suburbs all around
Would be disrupted and disturbed if I drove through their town!
The motorcades that I demand have MANY moving parts
Like armored vehicles, ambulances, and police carts
I’m SO important MY motorcades MUST be VERY long
And tying up French traffic as I drive through would be “wrong”.
There are so many vehicles in MY Great motorcades
Now that I “think” about it each ‘cade’ is like a Parade...
Hey!! I did NOT get a Parade this time in stupid France
Change of brane plans!!! MY motorcade is going to advance!
Let’s have the biggest motorcade this sh*thole’s ever seen
A couple miles long at least should make a traffic scene
Block off ALL Paris streets as MY vast motorcade comes through
I’ll give MYSELF MY OWN Parade. Hey, “French” drivers, Screw You!
12 November 2018
The Latest: Trump ruled out cemetery motorcade as disruptive
https://apnews.com/e7d8ab80c5ee4de6a8fc771e06713830
White House: Cemetery motorcade would have disrupted roads
https://apnews.com/52462add34fd45ecb16319b564045d61
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