FRAUD!!!

If MY Republican Toads WIN I will have NO complaint
If DEMONcrats through FRAUD!!! advance I WON’T accept MY fate
ONLY those votes not yet cast for Republicans should count!!!
ALL DEMONcrat votes already counted should be THROWN OUT!!!
I demand brand new elections in ALL contested states
For Republicans ONLY, to elect MY candidates.

“Legitimate” and “legal” votes are NOT OK with ME
I like “suppressed” votes that help toadies win more easily
Even though votes aren’t yet counted I demand RECOUNT!!!
Before those FAKE uncounted votes throw MY candidates out
With Scott and others now in trouble I am screaming FRAUD!!!
To distract from ALL Red State vote suppression schemes abroad.

Unethical Blue liberals are STEALING votes I need
To stop investigations into MY corruption creed
They are electing those who will MY tax returns demand
This past election cycle is NOT going as I planned
Blue Wavelets keep on lapping up above MY bottom shelf
To soak MY feet in Blue defeat and make ME wet MYSELF.

The ONLY defense I have left is yelling FRAUD!!! a LOT
And hoping for new elections to give MY guys a shot
If I can’t stop this rising Blue Tide sinking all MY ships
I’ll have to come up with Plan B to help ME come to grips
I don’t know what Plan B could be so for now LOUD I say:
It’s FRAUD!!! I tell you!!! DEMONCRAT-RIGGED ELECTIONS, OK???

12 November 2018

Trump’s call to revert vote totals in Florida makes even less sense than you might think
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2018/11/12/trumps-call-revert-vote-totals-florida-makes-even-less-sense-than-you-might-think/?utm_term=.e777b905c2b9

Sinema's lead in Arizona grows as some GOP officials distance themselves from Trump's claims of misconduct
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/11/politics/arizona-senate-sinema-mcsally-update/

Trump is cracking
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/opinions/wp/2018/11/12/trump-is-cracking/