Magic Math

AS ALL KNOW I do NOT do “math”, I have NO use for it
Like so-called “science”, “math”is a big crock of Sham Bullshit
The kids who could do “math” in school were VERY mean to ME
They laughed each time MY “numbers” came out wrong by “two” or “three”
But I am now a WINNER and they’re LOSERS, that’s a FACT
I’m Super RICH!! Who cares if I cannot “add” or “subtract”?

And that is why MY “numbers” for the jobs I WILL create
Keep on increasing every time I step up to the plate
To praise MY friends the Saudis and deny dismemberment
The more jobs MY arms deal with them will cause are heaven-sent
At least a MILLION by MY current “count” will be created
And by election time I’ll claim a BILLION more are slated.

MY “math” WORKS because MY Base with ALL MY “numbers” agree
They don’t “add” or “subtract” and they are ALL DUMBER than ME!
That is the only way to “explain” MY ongoing con
They buy each new “number” I claim as I string them along
Just like ME they HATE EVERY stuck-up so-called “science” NERD
To them “math” has NO “relevance”, they ALL know it’s absurd.

Like ME MY Base of high school dropouts on “instinct” rely
Their “instinct” says I speak the TRUTH and to them NEVER lie
So if the job “numbers” I claim climb “exponentially”
Their “instinct” tells them brand new “facts” have been revealed to ME
Come November MY “numbers” will say they’ll ALL be employed
As long as that Prince gets a pass for orders he deployed.

Although I say “murder is BAD” it means NOTHING to ME
I could shoot someone dead on Main Street and get off Scot Free
MY fine White base of high school dropouts would give ME a pass
So when I say that Prince is innocent MY TRUTH holds fast
It lodges in their tiny branes that do so worship ME
And sets the stage for the next job number I claim WILL be.

22 October 2018

Trump's magic math on jobs from the Saudi arms deal
https://www.axios.com/donald-trump-jobs-math-saudi-arabia-arms-deal-0b421bda-7736-4bd3-9630-cb9f7e91f550.html