Grown Thin

I’m making so much Money I DON’T this job want to quit!
What the RNC spends on ME of icebergs is the tip!!
A million and a half is chump change next to what I get
From MY best friends the Saudis who I’m telling NOT to fret
Who cares if some lame LOSER wore the clothes of that dead guy?
The pass I gave the Crown Prince means BILLIONS to ME will fly.

As long as toad Republicans hold “Congressional” Power
PROFITS like rain in hurricanes will in MY coffers shower
That is why it is so important that MY White Base VOTE
I need to retain under MY thumb those who on ME dote
If Demoncrats WIN because RED voters grown thin are lax
Election night returns may force ME to “release” MY tax!

During MY campaign I claimed tax “audits” were the reason
I could NOT “release” MY tax returns for at least a season
But now that years have come and gone that excuse has grown thin
I’ll be forced to expose MYSELF if Democrats get in!
And I don’t mean exposing MYSELF like Judge Bullshit Brett
I mean exposing MY Money hid from the “Government”!!

It will be a CATASTROPHE if the Demon Dems WIN!!
Despite the fear and lies I’m spreading as at crowds I grin
I smirk and mock and try out new routines to entertain
But at this point MY Rally Schitk at each place sounds the same
MY Base ALONE thanks to fear and lies still buys shit I sell
But they may have now grown too thin to fend off tax bite Hell!

What can I do if Demoncrats achieve “majority”?
How can I retain CONTROL over MY Red branches three?
I claim that BILLIONS of Red Wave Voters will VOTE REDS IN!!!
But even I with NO “math” know their “numbers” have grown thin
I pray that Voter Suppression and Gerrymandering
Combined with wave trickles save MY ass from that tax bite thing.

23 October 2018

The RNC has spent $1.5 million at Trump properties this election cycle
https://thinkprogress.org/the-rnc-has-spent-1-5-million-at-trump-properties-this-election-cycle-9b5e25094cfd/

Surveillance footage shows Saudi 'body double' in Khashoggi's clothes after he was killed, Turkish source says
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/10/22/middleeast/saudi-operative-jamal-khashoggi-clothes/

https://www.newsmax.com/politics/democrats-blue-wave-tax-returns-emoluments/2018/10/01/id/884183/

https://whitehousewatch.com/2018/10/usa-today-publishes-trump-team-blueprint-to-spread-fear-and-lies-before-midterms/