Cold War Profit

I miss the so-called “Cold War”, it’s been years now since it has been gone
So I hereby declare it back, time to sing a new “arms race” song
To scrap the so-called “landmark” arms control agreement means you’ll see
How Great developing bigger Nuke weapons is for industry!
I’m talking about JOBS for voters right before elections come
MY COAL plan has NOT panned out well so URANIUM gets a run.

Although the Russians are MY friends their violations cause ME pain
ALL KNOW they’ve violated that “treaty” again and yet again
I don’t need “proof” or “evidence”, MY “science” instinct sees their tricks
And to increase new “arms race” PROFITS I’ll throw China in the mix
“They” tell ME China was NEVER party to that “treaty” before
Who cares? Adding those slant-eyed commies will help make Nuke PROFITS soar.

Besides if I just picked on Russia BFF Vlad would be pissed
And the Chinks have so many “people” a few billion won’t be missed
If I Nuke them they’ll simply replace each “person” I blow away
And BFF Vlad will appreciate the bombs I send that way
The Chinese are MY guarantee that Vlad and I won’t ever part
That’s why during MY campaign he and I cooked up this “arms race” start.

JOBS are what make both of our countries employ ALL the votes we need
To keep our asses firmly in POWER as PROFITS feed our greed
Our new “arms race” is NOT COLLUSION!! It just makes Great BUSINESS sense!!
Developing bigger Nuke bombs has NOTHING to do with “defense”
Vlad and I are Geniuses as our Voters will agree
Once they’re employed building new bombs that PROFIT MY pal Vlad and ME.

21 October 2018

Trump confirms US will withdraw from key arms control treaty
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/412401-trump-confirms-us-will-withdraw-from-key-arms-control-treaty

Trump says U.S. to exit nuclear treaty, Russia warns of retaliation
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-nuclear-trump/trump-says-u-s-to-exit-nuclear-treaty-russia-warns-of-retaliation-idUSKCN1MU0Z8

Moscow says US treaty pullout would be 'very dangerous step'
https://apnews.com/eba8a28f2fb74774b1ed9d9ad6fd9e4c

Kremlin: Russia will 'restore balance' with new missiles if U.S. pulls out of treaty
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/22/russia-missile-treaty-921878

Trump threatens nuclear buildup until other nations 'come to their senses'
https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/22/politics/donald-trump-russia-china-inf/