Plan of Attack

It is FAKE NEWS I have NO PLAN, it is NOT a TRUE FACT
The ONLY thing I’m NOT sure of is HOW I will attack
When ANGRY MIGRANT HOARDS of TERRORISTS get to MY border
I WILL attack them brilliantly to maintain LAW AND ORDER
But just what method I use to stop so-called “migrants” dead
Has not revealed itself to ME in MY Genius head.

I’m thinking about sending those Armed Troops at MY Command
To line MY border 20-deep with guns ready at hand
Or maybe I should build more cages, there’s PROFIT in that
WAR PROFITEERING is how ME and MY Rich Friends grow FAT
Or since that “treaty” is no more I could use short-range Nukes
It would be a Great proving ground to test them on those pukes.

Those Nukes would make a mess, though, of real estate there about
And Troops include the sons of MY Base so maybe they’d shout
And that whole cage thing did NOT work out quite as planned before
Come On, Big Brane! Reveal to ME the way to WIN this war!
If I don’t STOP those “caravans” they’ll continue to GROW
As ever more unknown Middle Easterners join the show.

“They” say there is no “proof” that Middle Easterners are there
I don’t NEED “proof”, I have “instinct”, I KNOW they’re EVERYWHERE
And DEMONcrats I also KNOW are paying for this blight
At least that plays well in Peoria with MY Base White
A thousand miles separates ME from that “caravan”
By the time it arrives I’m sure I’ll come up with a plan.

Meanwhile I’ll keep on screaming about that Foreign Gang Mob
At every Rally I’ll increase FEAR with each LIE I lob
The timing of that Mob’s approach puts smiles on MY face
MY Great “accomplishments” were NOT energizing MY Base
Now FEAR ensures Republican WINS come Election Day
Linking that Mob to DEMONcrats was Genius, OK?

24 October 2018

Trump struggles for a plan should the migrant caravan arrive
https://apnews.com/acf9f2b55c404e859254357f720d17d9

Trump admits 'there's no proof' of his 'unknown Middle Easterners' caravan claim
https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/23/politics/donald-trump-proof-unknown-middle-easterners-migrant-caravan/