Caravan Deterrent

Close the whole goddamned border, I’m SO sick of “immigrants”!
That is the name that terrorists use when they plan Mob hits
The so-called “caravans” now streaming north to Mexico
Are really Gang-related Hit-Squad Mobs, OK? I KNOW!
They pretend to be fleeing “tyranny” but that’s DISGUISE!
And ONLY I am smart enough to their plot realize.

The entire southern border MUST be closed end to end
Isolation is the way to make us Great Again
If no one new can enter from the South MY Law and Order
Can kick “Hispanics” still here back across a ONE-WAY border
That would make it MUCH easier to sanitize MY land
So close that whole border off, ICE, I do so you command.

I was doing a Great Job re-uniting each caged “kid”
With “parents” so I could whole “families” from MY country rid
But “caravans” have now increased, they are NOT in decline!
So it is time to isolate fine Whites while there’s still time
I will not get MY GREAT WALL built when MY “Congress” grows thin
So I have ONLY ONE CHOICE LEFT: to send “Armed Forces” in.

Besides being the “President” I’m “Commander in Chief”!
When they told ME what that entails it gave ME Great relief
It means that I CAN COMMAND TROOPS to do ALL things I bid!
That is SO COOL! Better than playing “soldiers” as a kid!!
MY power now is NOT pretend! Troops I COMMAND are REAL!!!
They have big guns that I will use to MY whole border seal.

So down along MY Southern border MY troops I’ll deploy
To stop approaching “caravans” who do so ME annoy
I can’t build WALLS with bricks and mortar so I’ll aim each gun
To blow each streaming “caravan” from here to kingdom come
Those disguised terrorists will learn about messing with ME!!
Who needs WALL money? MY guns will stop “caravans” for FREE!

20 October 2018

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/close-the-whole-thing-border-tensions-boil-over-as-trumps-frustrations-grow/2018/10/19/afe45462-d3a6-11e8-8c22-fa2ef74bd6d6_story.html

Trump threatens to send military, shut border as migrants head for Mexico
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-immigration-caravan-idUSKCN1MS1TS

Trump’s Closing Argument: The Brown People Are Coming!
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-closing-argument-the-brown-people-are-coming