Walled Out

I can’t believe they will NOT give ME money for MY WALL!!
By now it should be stretched across the border miles tall
Instead just a few lousy miles of it’s been erected
If I cannot deliver it we soon may be rejected
Elections come in just two months and if MY WALL’s NOT up
Instead of MY Tremendous Red Wave Blue Waves may erupt.

God damn it, I’m the “President”, GIVE ME MY CASH TODAY!!!
Without MY WALL as promised Democrats could WIN, OK??
The only other things that I have going on right now
Are tariffs and trade wars but they’re just NOT the same somehow
They are NOT resonating with voters who’ve lost a farm
I need MY WALL to convince them they won’t suffer MORE harm.

I hereby demand every dollar MY country still has
And I demand it right away, don’t give ME any jazz
About how a “shutdown” right now would be something quite “bad”
If MY WALL is not up in two months it will drive ME mad
MUCH madder than I am right now, no ifs or ands or buts,
GIVE ME MY MONEY or you’ll see ME go completely nuts.

24 September 2018

Congress set to fund government, but not Trump's wall
https://apnews.com/217f8725fd324ae89c871f5f45ee1b4c