Nominee Loyalty

I really really really want to fire Rosenstein
Just like McCabe I want to screw him ‘till the end of time
Who cares if elections are coming as soon as can be?
The day I do NOT screw MY foes will live in infamy
But more importantly to fire him would be diversion
Needed to get Kavanagh confirmed without lots more squirmin’.

“Women” keep coming out of the woodwork to mill ‘round
And cast derision on poor Brett, the finest MAN we’ve found
We could have crammed him through last week but things got out of hand
He was NOT MY choice anyway and now nothing’s as planned
I may NOT fire Rosenstein or then again I may
But Kavanagh NOT getting in with ME will be OK.

I’d much prefer confirming someone who I truly trust
Someone who’s loyalty to ME is NEVER out to lunch
My family members come to mind although not one’s a “lawyer”
But how important can that be if I am their employer?
The “Supreme Court” I demand MUST ALL pledge fealty to ME
Like I’m demanding from “Justice” every day on TV.

Ivanka is the least dumb one and looks good in a robe
But Jared is a hinderance, he’s such a lousy toad
I told him to go fix the world and he’s NOT done a thing
If Ivanka divorces him I’ll let her kiss MY ring
But if she won’t I’m stuck with Don, Eric, and Tiffany
And I’m not sure Eric’s as dumb as Don Jr. may be.

Tiffany is a “law” student so that is a plus
But I would rather have a MAN, three “women” are ENOUGH!
I want to pack MY court with fine White MEN who ALL AGREE
Stopping the god-damned WITCH HUNT!!! is their top priority
None of MY “children” fit the bill so instead I will choose
ME as “Supreme” Court nominee, what have I got to LOSE?

24 September 2028

https://politicalwire.com/2018/09/24/trump-floated-firing-rosenstein-to-save-kavanaugh/

https://politicalwire.com/2018/09/24/kavanaugh-says-he-will-no-withdraw/

Rod Rosenstein Will Meet With Trump to Discuss His Fate https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/24/us/politics/rod-rosenstein-justice-department-trump.html

Rosenstein’s Departure Is a National Emergency https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2018/09/rosensteins-departure-is-a-national-emergency/571132/