Stag Party

The GOP led by ME is a Stag Party of MEN
The oldest Whitest sexist MEN’s club there has EVER been
Each knows their sex and wealth causes “women” to them adore
And thanks to ME they will remain on top forevermore.

“Advisors” tell ME that a LOT of women hate their guts
But just attend MY rallies and you will conclude that’s nuts
A couple of “hashtag Me Too” so-called “women” don’t count
At MY rallies fine handmaidens who know their place turn out.

Good wives and mothers who adore ME at MY rallies mass
To honor and obey ME and give MY MALE hands a pass
To ME it’s obvious they are the ONLY girls who count
Their votes ensure fine sexist MEN retain their MANLY clout.

MY Red Wave come November will solidify MAN’S Base
It will sweep White MEN into “Congress” at a record pace
And once in MALE Republicans can then safely ignore
The LOSER “women” who dared run against them by the score.

The Great Stag Party grows more MANLY each and every day
And barefoot pregnant wives demand that it remains that way
I’m proud to help Republican MEN win the coming fight
Get back in kitchens and bedrooms, girls, help MEN make things right.

 23 September 2018

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