Mister Fantastic

Brett is a fantastic, fantastic, fantastic MAN
He is so fantastic that I’ve become his Greatest fan!
“Congress” now MUST double down and ram him into court
It will be so fantastic how well there he does comport
He’ll do just what we want him to to turn back time, OK?
Soon MEN will control women’s bodies each and every way.

AS ALL KNOW I’m an honest guy, I only say what’s true
And to defend ME I have lawyers right out the wazoo
I have so many lawyers working for ME night and day
So many many many lawyers I’ve promised to pay
I have very big law firms I have that for ME do work
But there’s always room for one more and Brett is such a perk.

He never was MY first choice but now I’ll defend his ass
Like MY two groping hands his wayward youth deserves a pass
He became a Great MAN, OK? Even his wife agrees
On Fox News just the other day she said he was NOT sleeze
Boys will be boys and Brett enjoyed his boyhood to extremes
But now he’s a fantastic MAN so she tunes out the memes.

Thanks to old MEN like ME and Grassley “they” say a “pink wave”
Will innundate Republicans and sweep us from the page
But if Republicans plow through to bully our Brett in
It will prove we still DOMINATE to our Base growing thin
POWER is the drug of choice we sell our BASE each day
And once Brett’s in we’ll sell it cheap by making “women” pay.

25 September 2018

Trump Went Completely Off the Wall on His Tour de Bad Radio Interview
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/amp23396675/president-trump-interview-brett-kavanaugh-michael-cohen/

Kavanaugh Uses the Virgin Defense Against Sexual Assault Allegations on Fox News
https://www.thedailybeast.com/kavanaugh-uses-the-virgin-defense-against-sexual-assault-allegations-on-fox-news?source=politics&via=rss

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/its-the-culture-war-on-steroids-kavanaugh-fight-takes-on-symbolism-in-divided-era/2018/09/24/15ccc792-c028-11e8-be77-516336a26305_story.html

GOP consultant warns Republicans they are about to be swamped by a ‘pink wave’ of women voters who hate Trump
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/gop-consultant-warns-republicans-swamped-pink-wave-women-voters-hate-trump/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/republicans-are-going-to-plow-right-through-a-minefield/2018/09/24/ea1bab1e-c035-11e8-90c9-23f963eea204_story.html