Punching Bag

It’s time to beat up without mercy MY Jeff punching bag
And blame “Justice” for making MY election prospects sag
Two fine Republicans are now under investigation
For doing things that should NOT be “illegal” in MY nation.

Spending “campaign funds” on cool stuff? That surely is no crime!
The portrait I bought of MYSELF on MY wall’s looking fine
“Insider trading”, really? Come on, ALL do it, OK?
To get rich quick in the stock market there’s no better way.

Jeff’s damned DOJ “indictments” do these fine men injure
Their easy-win, secure-seat status is no longer sure
Their re-election’s in doubt because there’s NOT enough time
To legalize what they both did (although God knows I’m tryin’).

So Good Job, Jeff, you minuscule stupid dumb Southern cracker
Thanks to you and your DOJ the prospects have grown slacker
That come November’s elections the toadies that I need
Will retain the majority that sanctifies MY greed.

Without the “House” and maybe even “Senate” I’ll be screwed
And ALL because of you, you southern-fried dumb “Justice” prude
I should have yelled “YOU’RE FIRED” on the day you yelled “Recuse!”
Each day since then I’ve been subjected to “Justice” abuse.

The FAKE NEWS!! claims attacking you shows MY vast “disregard”
For your Department’s “independence”. Bullsh*t, it’s NOT hard
Even for them to understand ALL “Justice” comes from ME
I hereby declare your “Justice” as dead as can be.

From here on out ALL “Justice” I will make abjectly cower
As I ALONE use it to maintain MY toadies in power
And “justify” ALL we Rich do to keep ourselves on top
I liked punching out little Jeff, but HIS “Justice” MUST stop.

4 September 2018

Trump says Sessions' DOJ has placed GOP in midterm jeopardy https://apnews.com/5d4ab57880b14567a9bd2351d67a3067