Wars MY WAY

Screw the ICC, I say that they have NO jurisdiction
It is MY right to run MY Wars MY WAY without restriction
Whatever I do during MY Wars is NEVER “war crime”
Because to WIN you have to fight in ALL ways you think fine
Whatever I do to MY “foes” they do to ME MUCH worse
The ICC can bite MY ass, to it I stand adverse.

This little poem of MINE today gives the world a sneak peek
Of what MY new BFF “Nuke ‘em” Bolton will soon speak
He’ll say I will protect MY troops no matter what they do
In times of War rules don’t apply to ME (they NEVER do)
There are NO “Crimes against Humanity” if I say so
I’ll fight Wars any way I like, that’s MY RIGHT, AS ALL KNOW.

“Nuke ‘em” is a Great mouthpiece despite his dumb mustache
He promised he’d defend Wars MY WAY so it gets a pass
And he will soon speak out about MY War WAY policy
I’ll pursue Wars WAY I WANT despite the ICC
If that means “genocide” then I say “genocode” will be
It is MY RIGHT to kill ALL I say are MY “enemy”.

And MY list of MY “enemies” grows longer every day
Very soon ALL MY “war powers” I will put in play
Starting in November I’ll send troops to every town
To shut down “polling places” where MY “enemies” abound
Coming “elections” threaten ME, no “voter” is MY “friend”
The ONLY “War Crime” is votes AGAINST ME, and THEY WILL END.

It is NOT any “crime” at all to stop ALL those I hate
From “voting” ME out of “office” before again we’re Great
There is no point in being “Commander in Chief”, OK?
If you can’t command your troops to swing elections your way
MY Rallies are NOT working, Democrats lead every “poll”
So no more Mr. Nice Guy, I’ll say to MY troops “Let’s Roll!”

I’ll command them to crush resistance come Election Day
Republicans will WIN once MY troops bury “foes” away
I’ll launch landslides of aggression against ALL those I hate
ALL those who dare feel they’ve a “right” to “vote” a Non-ME slate
The ICC may be shocked, shocked at how War I pursue
But it’s MY WAR, MY WAY, MY COUNTRY, who cares if they stew?

10 September 2018

Trump administration threatens sanctions against International Criminal Court https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/10/trump-administration-threatens-sanctions-against-international/