Unnecessary Skills

They keep “shaming” fine people out of restaurants ‘cause they’re White
Great Trump-loving Republicans, and that is just NOT right!
The left has no monopoly on eating food away
Like the poor we Rich eat too and unlike them we pay
If they do not stop “shaming” fine people who ME adore
Republicans will have to learn about the “Grocery Store”!

Rich White Republicans like ME have NEVER had a clue
About how food gets on our plates, we just expect it to
We order it and it arrives and better not take long
And we don’t pay if we find anything with it that’s wrong
Not one of us has ever been inside a “grocery”
All we know is to buy food there you must “show ID”.

It’s much too late for us to learn about “shopping” for food
ALL KNOW “food shopping” is beneath us, it’s low-brow and crude
Our trophy wives have “shopping skills” for jewels and clothes and shoes
But we Rich MEN just order servants to fetch things we choose
To shop inside a “grocery store” is not a “skill” we’ve solved
And we just learned you buy food “raw”, and “cooking” is involved!!

The Rich don’t “shop”, the Rich don’t “cook” the Rich don’t “show ID”
We eat when waiters serve us food, that’s the way it MUST be!
This “shaming” stuff in restaurants I hereby demand ended
MY Rich White Privileged Male Supporters are Greatly offended
If they keep getting “shamed” then who knows how long it will be
Before they die of starvation and can’t donate to ME!!!

7 August 2018

Conservative activists driven from restaurant by antifa group http://flip.it/zsxs-Y