More Asbestos!

America needs a lot more Asbestos AS ALL KNOW
And Russian friends stand ready to upon us it bestow
For years I have believed it should be used as God intended
It is the Greatest fireproofing he ever invented
That’s why (hooray!) MY EPA has now opened the door
At MY instance to allow Asbestos in once more.

I loved using Asbestos in MY New York properties
In ALL those rented out to blacks I used mass quantities
It was so cheap to purchase and so easily applied
And I sold ALL those rentals off before their tenants died
Now that the EPA is MINE to direct as I please
It’s time to bring Asbestos back, and Vladimir agrees.

Vlad’s standing by to re-supply MY Asbestos pipeline
So builders can apply it many thick coats at a time
To walls and floors and ceilings throughout every dump they build
To bring in bigger profits I have “regulations” killed
If in the future tenants die it’s only happenstance
Because Asbestos, BELIEVE ME, deserves a second chance.

7 August 2018

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