Swamp Best

I said that I would bring in the BEST PEOPLE I could find
To help ME drain the DC swamp one scandal at a time
MY buddy Wilbur Ross fits MY “BEST” label to a T
Because he is the BEST grifter the world will ever see.

120 Million dollars he has pocketed so far
Grifted from his “associates” who ALL have branes sub-par
Because when he applies is Great mental capacity
Their money flies into his coffers in vast quantity.

Wilbur is MY kind of guy, we’re two peas in a pod
We lie and steal and con and deal and grift while others plod
Plodders don’t deserve money so from them we it take
It’s SO easy to steal their money, no effort we make.

As for “insider trading” they’ll NOT catch Wilbur this time
Although they think he did it they won’t accuse him of crime
Wilbur like ME is much too smart to be caught for his “trades”
Plus EVERYBODY does it! ALL KNOW we’re no renegades.

Wilbur’s so cheap restaurants say sweeteners he steals
Housekeepers say he fails to pay, or so FAKE NEWS reveals
I ask you, could someone so cheap grift millions from his “friends”?
He could and did! (and what is more he’ll NEVER make amends).

Like ME you simply MUST admire MEN like Wilbur Ross
They’re swamp-drainers Supreme once into the swamp they get tossed
The millions they grift and “divest” are swampy as can be
When you want the BEST PEOPLE deep inside the swamp they’ll be.

8 August 2018

This report of Trump’s commerce secretary stealing $120 million makes perfect sense http://flip.it/sAIp.U
Wilbur Ross allegedly swindled $120 million from associates and 'could rank among the biggest grifters in American history,' according to a bombshell Forbes report http://flip.it/SNHwLM