Offerings

Thank you, Dear Evangelicals, for being here today
To dote upon MY every word and worship what I say
Thank you for convincing your flocks to render unto ME
The votes I need to keep OUR God-given land White and free
Enjoy your manna and your wine I to you have provided
And hearken well to words I tell once your repast’s subsided.

I say unto you here today WE face an awful threat
The most un-Godly problem that OUR country has faced yet
If you don’t keep your flocks in line voting Republican
Those Spawn of Satan Democrats will soon come roaring in
Republicans MUST win EVERY election from here on
Or ALL fine Christian gains I have gained to date will be gone.

We’re one election removed from losing ALL gains I’ve brought
A Democrat majority will have ALL OUR gains shot
They will quickly and violently undo MY sacred bull
Their level of anger and hatred’s unbelievable
They are angry and violent people...look at “Antifa”
Even fine White Supremacists have been by them beat raw.

So Evangelicals today I pray you heed MY call
Help ME defend OUR Christian way of life or it will fall
I need your prayers, I need your votes, I need your flocks in line
And most important need more money than you gave last time
And so I will now pass around MY gold collection plate
Dig deep, give ME big offerings, and pray it’s NOT too late.

28 August 2018

'These are violent people': Trump reportedly told Christian leaders there will be 'violence' if the GOP loses in midterms http://flip.it/tLEecT