Spin

Off I go to sell MY Trade War to those hardest hit
MY Base in farming states who are feeling the worst of it
I’ll hold big rallies in Dubuque and Kansas City too
And Granite City (where the Hell’s THAT?? Who cares, it’s NOT BLUE).

I don’t know how I will spin things when I get to each place
But THEY LOVE ME SO MUCH I’m sure I can their fears erase
I could walk right into their schools and shoot their kids on sight
And they’d agree because it’s ME they’re sure what I did’s right.

I’ll start off as I always do reviewing MY election
To tout the fact that thanks to THEM I did NOT meet rejection
Then spend an hour screaming about WITCH HUNTS!!! and FAKE NEWS!!!
And lead the LOCK HER UP chorale to divert and confuse.

I’ll divert and confuse their thoughts about MY Trade War Plan
By bringing Crooked Hillary up every way I can
And maybe Pocahontas too, that name’s always a hit
I’ll get them fixated on her instead of Trade War sh*t.

There’s no way to address the fact that they’ve begun to hurt
If anyone asks about tariffs I’ll with them be curt
MY goal in every rally will be to focus their their eyes
On ME and not on MY Trade War they’re starting to despise.

MY “ALL ABOUT ME” rally plan has never failed ME yet
So what if farmers lose their family farms, look what they get!
They get ME up on stage claiming that their lives will be Great
Just like Amerika again if they accept their fate.

MY goal will be to convince them I need their sacrifice
To hurt investigators who unlike THEM are not nice
THEY ARE MY CHOSEN PEOPLE and I need them to believe
Despite the Trade War hits they’ll take their hard lives I’ll relieve.

That is the way I’ll spin MY rallies from up on the stump
If MY Base stays fixated on ME their spirits won’t slump
Then once MY Trade Wars have had time to WIN all I demand
I will lead MY fine CHOSEN PEOPLE to MY Promised Land.

24 July 2018