Suffice

ALL those who criticized ME about Russia I’ll make pay
By demanding their clearances now be taken away
If MY son-in-law can’t get fully cleared then tell ME why
Anyone who dared to critize ME still gets by??
As “President” ALL criticism of ME WILL NOT STAND
So yank MY critics’ clearances, I this ALONE command.

I hereby declare ALL MY critics ENEMIES OF STATE
Because unlike ME they do not think RUSSIA IS SO GREAT!
And I won’t let them be allowed to keep getting a shot
At seeing secrets when poor Jared is told he cannot
I demand they do NOT hold clearances another day
You challenge MY Authority - your “access” goes away.

And don’t just stop with clearances, strip them of human rights
So ME and MY fine Base sleep without fear through long dark nights
If they retain both clearances and rights it won’t be long
Before they open borders through which surge an evil throng
Which even as I speak is massing to break down our door
I’ve stopped those kids in cages but there are so many more!

Once MY critics are stripped of clearances and human rights
It will be easy to LOCK THEM UP without legal fights
I’ll lock them far away from every secret that I keep
And NEVER EVER after will from them be heard a peep
ALL those who’ve criticized ME will thus pay a heavy price
Until I can cage kids again MY critics must suffice.

23 July 2018