Indestructable

Coal is indestructible, I love that hard black stuff
You can’t hurt it with bombs or missiles, it is really tough
Who cares if it “pollutes” the skies or clean water does slay?
I’m making all “pollution” legal through the EPA
And just because Pruitt’s now gone don’t think I will slow down
Wheeler is the best coal country lobbyist I’ve found.

I will miss Scott, I loved the way he loved to kiss MY ass
His LOYALTY to ME came first, the country’s “health” came last
But he had become a “distraction” so he could not stay
He will be fine because of all the bribes he’s socked away
And with Wheeler coal will again be King thanks to his pull
And that is Great because ALL KNOW it’s indestructible.

What is NOT indestructible is the whole EPA
It’s proving easy to deregulate its role away
With Wheeler at the wheel its destruction will be increased
Until ALL viability the damned place has has ceased
Then coal smoke can fill up the skies and patter down like rain
To cover indestructably vast amber waves of grain.

5 July 2018