Invasive

Of course I said we should invade that “Veniswhaleya” place
Invasion proves how STRONG you are to the whole human race
That spanish speaking pipsqueek so-called “nation” was a mess
And I was sure that MY invasion plan was what was best
But in those days a year ago “advisers” made ME stop
They overruled MY gut instinct, they said that it would flop.

When I think back upon those times they make ME very mad
Invading places I don’t like’s the best idea I’ve had
You have to show how STRONG you are when you’re the “President”
So now with MY “advisers” gone troops WILL be getting sent
All so-called “nations” on the earth had better start to fear
Because when their number comes up invasion time is near.

I am so glad I kicked ALL MY “advisers” out the door
I can now start invading anywhere I want a WAR
I thought because MY “advisers” were generals they’d agree
That WAR is ALWAYS the answer, the best one there can be
Now that they’re gone I’ll start invading to MY heart’s content
I’ll exercise the WAR POWERS I have to full extent.

There are so many so-called “nations” that deserve invasion
To Putin and the Rocket Man I’ll send an invitation
They can join ME in invading both foreign and domestic
ALL enemies we believe deserve invasion majestic
We’ll combine our armed forces in a mighty juggernaut
And invade other “nations” ‘cause invading is SO HOT.

5 July 2018