Cheap Justice

The Best People that I could find are now robbing the country blind
At least with Kavanaugh I know he can be bought for little dough
His baseball habit is in charge, his net worth is not very large
So once he’s in the Supreme Court I know he will for ME comport.

As long as I throw him some cash he’ll help ME “rule of law” to smash
It won’t be long after he’s in before “law” takes it on the chin
There is no way Roe will survive once I’ve slipped him a grand or five
For every ruling he’ll support bucks will flow to the highest court.

I did not know that unlike ME he’s lousy at making money
Big bucks fall down on ME like rain, I’m richer than the King of Spain
But since he’s poor I can him bash around for very little cash
I can’t wait ‘till he’s been “confirmed” and has from ME his payoffs earned.

His decisions I will dictate so he can sit behind home plate
And watch ball games to his content because I’ve bankrolled his ascent
Into the legal stratosphere. I’ll make it to him very clear
That I expect for MY investments his votes based on MY assessments.

So even though I did not know his net worth was so very low
I can raise it on every vote by shoving dollars down his throat
What I decide that he should do will only cost a buck or two
Who knew baseball I could so troll to thus the Supreme Court control?

12 July 2018