Arrested

Stormy’s been arrested in Columbus Ohio
For letting someone touch her on the stage during her show
Serves her right! I hope arresting finally stops her run
I’m sick and tired of her telling ALL about MY fun
If you like touching then you’d better be the “President”
Because it’s then called “locker room talk” no matter how bent.

The kids I have arrested are all living comfortably
In air-conditioned chain-link cages quite contentedly
ALL really should appreciate how much for them I’ve done
They get free food and some water into their camps does run
If you are a kid terrorist you’re better off today
By getting “seperated” through arresting done MY way.

It is very arresting how obnoxious I can be
By putting down so-called “allies” who I mock constantly
I hijack ALL their meetings the first minute they begin
To focus the whole world’s attention on MY smirking grin
It’s MY way or the highway, either they spend lots more dough
Or I will go MY own way with some brand new friends I know.

The world has been arrested by MY reign of tyranny
By packing courts I’ll make arrests grow exponentially
I will arrest ALL those who take a stand against MY might
Because MY stand will be to arrest everyone on sight
Arresting as a policy is to ME heaven sent
It hides MY underlying arrested development.

12 July 2018