I don’t care about future generations I’ll be fating
I only thing I care about is television rating
And that is why I will reveal this evening in Prime Time
THE WINNER OF MY SCOTUS CONTEST!!! WHO WILL WIN this time???
I thought about each candidate for a minute or two
But mainly I considered who would best Democrats screw
And even more importantly who’d best make ME look Great
Tonight at nine when I define the next Supreme Court’s state.
Hundreds of billions will tune in to hear ME name THE WINNER
MY audience glued to their TVs will forget their dinner
They will hang on MY every word as MY choice I reveal
After a few minutes of MY sideshow barker spiel.
Stand by tonight America, I’m coming live your way
Hosting the Greatest Spectacle TV will ever play
Watch ME in amazement as I hawk SCOTUS as show
To gain the highest TV ratings I may ever know.
9 July 2018
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