Job Security

The reason’s very simple why Pruitt still works for ME
It is summed up in one word only, the word “LOYALTY”
I do not care how many so-called “scandals” he’s committed
His LOYALTY to ME makes him to his job fully fitted
As long as he stays LOYAL to ME what then do I care
If he destroys the land and sea and then pollutes the air?
“World health” may count upon those things but they are not MY test
All I count on is LOYALTY, and Scott’s brand is the best.

As toadies go Scott is the finest toadie I have seen
In one short year he’s become MY main ass-kissing machine
In his eyes I can do no wrong so in MINE his shine pure
As long as he’s LOYAL to ME he knows his job’s secure
Who cares how many so-called “scandals” by him they’re pursuing?
His LOYALTY is guarantee they won’t be his undoing
He may not get much done from here on out but that is fine
As long as his fierce LOYALTY keep working overtime.

Most members of MY “Cabinet” came in as billionaires
Scott was the poorest of the lot so no wonder he cares
He has to pile up big bribes from oil, gas, and coal
It is his only way to join the top ranks I enroll
But unlike many others now gone he is still around
And will remain for EPA the best man I have found
Because MY bottom line is not one’s bank account or cred
If one is not LOYAL to ME then to ME one is dead.

And Scott is LOYAL to a fault, he’s LOYAL to a tee
Morning, noon, and after sundown he’s LOYAL to ME
In MY world that is number one, the only thing that matters
So let his “scandals” pile up as Earth he shreds in tatters
I will defend him to Earth’s end, he gets to keep his job
Because he is the LOYALIST of MY swamp-draining mob
Money’s no big deal to most, they came in with a lot
But Scott knows LOYALTY to ME is how he shares the pot.

18 June 2018