Grand To-Do

What a party I just held! What a Grand To-Do!!
A patriotic spectacle wrapped in red, white, and blue
The Marines played, the Army sang, “Eagle fans” came in droves
A few maybe came, anyway, who were”fans”, I suppose
We mainly had to ship “fans” in to fill up every seat
But a Great time was had by all, BELIEVE ME it was neat!

The band played and the chorus sang songs Grand and Patriotic
And I stood there with hand on heart NOT looking idiotic
I think I really pulled it off given the short time scale
Since MY rant against the “Eagles” we hit every detail
Just look at all that I accomplished, what a celebration!
The Greatest anti-sports “sports tribute” held in the whole nation!!

It is FAKE NEWS what you have heard of Fox “fake” photo chatter
Those “Eagles” WERE down on one knee, the time line does not matter
ALL players on the NFL are traitorous to ME
Because they do not show respect that I demand to see
Each one of them should leave and go some other place to play
MY non-sports “sports tributes” are ALL ABOUT ME anyway.

6 June 2018