Going It Alone

All MY first year as “President” others who gave “advice”
Completely sucked, so I’ve now left things to MY OWN device
If everyone who “works” for ME leaves I’ll go it alone
I do not need anyone else to help ME dial the phone
Each day I talk for hours with old “trusted” “friends” I knew
Way back before this “Presidential” crap made ME so blue
They listen as for hours I review all MY complaints
And tell ME I am doing better than the so-called “saints”

I take John “Nuke-‘em” on MY trips although I hate his ‘stash
Because he knows I am in charge and does not give ME sass
He parrots what I want to hear and offers no “advice”
He is like me completely arrogant and so not nice
He scares the hell out of the Little Rocket Man and so
I’ll let him stick around until I force him too to go
He can for now observe the Greatest Show in History
Because without “advisors” it’s completely run by ME.

No matter what the future holds none in MY Base need care
Because I’m, like, a Genus they’ve no need to despair
Within one minute they know I size up each fix I’m in
Without “advisors” whose ranks thanks to ME have now grown thin
They know that I am completely “prepared” for every task
And I AM NOT INSANE, so know those who say so won’t last
They cheer when I shove “advisors” out MY revolving door
And trust MY GUT ALONE, the one “advisor” they adore.

11 June 2018