Get A Grip!

“Imagine” if you will a FLEET OF WARSHIPS NAMED FOR ME!

“U.S.S. DONALD J. TRUMPS” far as the eye can see!

EVERY “ship” NAMED AFTER ME, EVERY “big” one and “small”

Displaying MY TREMENDOUS NAME in “letters” 10 feet tall

Both on their “bows” and on their “sterns” where they apparently

“Write” each “ship’s” name and from now on where MY GREAT NAME will be.

Of course because SO MANY “ships” will be named “DONALD TRUMP”

“Numbers” will have to be used on every “ship’s” back rump

And on their pointy ends up front to make it plain to see

Which “U.S.S. DONALD J. TRUMP” each one is separately

Starting with “DONALD J. TRUMP” with a “1” behind it

And stretching to “infinity” to make ALL “numbers” fit!!!

What a MIGHTY FLEET OF WARSHIPS NAMED FOR ME there’ll be

Once MY NAME on EVERY “bow” and “stern” is there to see!

I hereby declare the RENAMING of MY FLEET commence

With the “ship” whose “name” they planned to use gave GREAT OFFENSE

To MUCHO MACHO MAGA MALES - who the HELL wants a “ship”

Named after some black guy named “Doris”? COME ON! GET A GRIP!!!

7 October 2026

Cory Booker says renaming USS Doris Miller after Trump would ‘vandalize’ Navy history. https://flip.it/Qyu0kl